The Birds: Raven Reviews With No Egrets, On Popcorn Roulette
Lock the doors! Board the windows! Bring in the patio tablecloth, and move the bird bath into the garage! They’re coming! The Birds are coming!
Tom Lacallaide and I crack open a bag of Haribo Gummy Colas, as we respond to the threat of a bird attack in the most reasonable way possible: Run into the street, screaming.
Oh, and maybe put away the good China. Birds are notorious messy eaters.
