Power to the Meeple, Episode 23 – Russian Railroads and D-Day Dice
Listen up Maggots! Your mommies aren’t here anymore to take make your bed and brush your teeth for you. I am your superior officer! If I say “Roll Over,” you will drop to the ground and make your best impression of a terrier looking for a doggie snack, or Jesus H. Christ on a burning birch bark canoe, I will drop you so fast that your discharge papers will be covered in skid marks!
Do I make myself clear? What’s wrong? Are you thinking about it? Perhaps you should stretch out on a lawnchair and enjoy a refreshing Iced Tea? You don’t have time to think in this man’s Army! The enemy does not think, they respond. So when I tell you that our review of Russian Railroads starts at 2:20, you will say “Thank you drill sergeant,” and impart your undivided attention!
After that that stunning review, there will be a news section starting a 25:55, including, but not limited to, Ultra Pro’s upcoming Firefly dice game, and stand-alone Marvel Legendary Villains, where the players take the role of Magneto or Green Goblin, out to crush the designs of so-called heroes, like uppity Reed Richards or soft-skulled Professor Xavier!
What’s the matter, son? Is this hard? Are you… are you crying? Do you think your grand-daddy cried when he was dropped off on Omaha beach with just our review of D-Day Dice starting at 48:05 to keep him safe? You’re damn right he cried! But he dropped down in the sand behind an anti-tank hedgehog, and shot himself some Nazis!
Now drop and give me twenty push-ups with your arms behind your back. Don’t sass me, son! Do IT! Do IT! Do IT!
Soviet Union game :))
In the United States, you run through a game of Russian Railroads. But in Soviet Russia, the railroads run through you!